![]() ![]() I read this one somewhere but never tried. “Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?” I asked, “Are you single?” It worked! We’ve been married over 10 years. ![]() At the end of the first class, she asked if anyone had any questions. Panties dropped all the way to China I swear. Once I’m back to my vertical self, he takes my hand, looks me dead in the eye and says “I’m sorry. A smartly dressed guy rushes over, helps me to my feet. I should have been there to catch you.”Īt a fancy party, I was in heels and a little drunk, stumbled down the last few stairs on the staircase. Cops show up and shut the party down, her friend asks her if she is coming home with her that night, so I interrupt her and say “We were just talking and she’s actually coming home with me tonight.” Her friend turns to her and asks “Oh, you’re going home with him then?” She looks at me and nonchalantly says “Looks like I am.” Never in a million years did I expect that to work. Was at a party, talked to this tall thin redhead for not even two minutes. “We were just talking and she’s actually coming home with me tonight.” That was the exact moment when I realized I understood nothing. He simply strolled up to her in what can only be described as the hardest, swaggiest of strolls, and simply asked…ĭude strolled out of the store not saying a single other word to her. Pimp as fuck, gold chains, Versace sunglasses, diamond earrings, the whole deal. This guy was Swaggy P before there was a Swaggy P. Everyday a new fool would come in and try their luck with her and they all failed, one after another, until one dude… She looked like a mix between Beyonce and Missandei from Game of Thrones. ![]() When I was 19 I worked at a CD store (remember those?) in the local mall with one the finest women I’ve ever seen. “Hey one more thing, has anyone told you what’s wrong with you today?” One time I can remember, this college guy walked up to me trying to get me to help a fundraiser or something and after the conversation he said I don’t remember getting hit on very smoothly many times. “Has anyone told you what’s wrong with you today?” It was the smoothest thing I have ever seen to date. A half hour or so goes by and I asked him what he was doing the following day at 6 (when I finished class), he turns and smiles at her before telling me “Whatever she is doing at 6.” Her jaw dropped and she started giggling, they dated for nearly a year after that. Me and my friend both noticed she was glancing at him but we continued to play pool. One of my close friends and I were playing pool in our dorm commons when this knockout brunette sat down with a few of her friends. I ordered a Big Mac, a fry, and a date with you!” My dad pulled up and said, “Hey this isn’t what I ordered. My parents met when my mom was working at McDonald’s in the drive thru window. I once heard an old man say to a woman: “Back in my day, we’d have painted you on the side of an airplane.” 6. ![]() “Back in my day, we’d have painted you on the side of an airplane.” Once one of my friends walked up to a girl and casually asked “Would you like to fill out a survey?” The girl accepted and he handed her his phone with the ‘New Contact’ screen open. One of my students caught a girl looking at him and he walked over and said, “It’s like we’ve already said ‘hi’.” Very simple but it acknowledged the tension already there and he was able to move things forward smoothly. She just about melted into a puddle of goo right then and there. I took her hand in mine, looked her straight in the eyes, and deadpanned, “Isn’t this magical?” She replied “yes,” so I asked her to hold out her hand. The first time I met my girlfriend, I walked up to her at a party and asked if she wanted to see a magic trick. ![]()
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